Friday fun!
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt by himself.
Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," I replied. "what does it say on your shirt?"
"University of Oklahoma", he yelled back.
And they say women are dumb...
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A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I'm going to make you the happiest woman in the world."
She replies, "I'll miss you..."
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"Its just too hot to wear clothes today,", said Jack as he stepped out of the shower. "Honey, what do you think the neighbours would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for money", she replied.
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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking and sensitive man?
A: A rumour.
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A man and his wife, now in their sixties, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day, a fairy came to them and said that because they had been so good, they could have one wish each.
The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband. Whoosh! Immediately she had airline.cruise tickets in her hand.
The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger. Whoosh! He turned 90!
Gotta love that fairy!
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And my favourite...
Dear Lord,
I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death.
AMEN! :D
Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," I replied. "what does it say on your shirt?"
"University of Oklahoma", he yelled back.
And they say women are dumb...
*****
A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I'm going to make you the happiest woman in the world."
She replies, "I'll miss you..."
*****
"Its just too hot to wear clothes today,", said Jack as he stepped out of the shower. "Honey, what do you think the neighbours would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for money", she replied.
*****
Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking and sensitive man?
A: A rumour.
*****
A man and his wife, now in their sixties, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day, a fairy came to them and said that because they had been so good, they could have one wish each.
The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband. Whoosh! Immediately she had airline.cruise tickets in her hand.
The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger. Whoosh! He turned 90!
Gotta love that fairy!
*****
And my favourite...
Dear Lord,
I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death.
AMEN! :D
"University of Oklahoma" AKA Sooners (I dont think its ur husband...I blame it on Sooners).
hilarious post:)
Last one was best:)!